This is like a real mystery! Ultra Detective Haruhi Suzumiya is going to solve this case! I think the Host wants us to figure out what's going on. And then if we're smart enough, maybe we'll get set free.

I want to say this Victor Seur guy is the Host. I mean, he owns this hotel, and he called himself a "host". But that'd be too obvious. The Host ( Read more... )

This is absolutely ridiculous! This place better have a mystery to it, otherwise this is all worthless! Who does this to a church anyway ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that this place is way more interesting than I thought it was! You people should've spoken up earlier! You're all going to be recruited into my brigade. If you're interesting, that is. The following lists should clear up who I'm looking for!

WHO SHOULD APPLY:• Aliens ( Read more... )

Whoever booked my vacation deserves the heaviest penalty. This is the worst hotel I've seen in my life! I could find better at a love hotel in the city! Here there's just boring maids. They aren't even wearing cute costumes ( Read more... )

This was the worst event ever! I didn't get to see the evil robot do anything! The second everyone started freaking out dying, I went to go investigate as any Ultra Detective would, but by the time I got down a few flights of stairs the poison got to me ( Read more... )

My head hurts. I can't enjoy my cursed mirror if I can barely lift my head off my pillow.

Kyon Someone get me aspirin.

((ooc: I figured that Haruhi's head would hurt since whatever she thinks up happens, so I assumed mind = head = power. Correct me if I'm wrong >__> ))

AAAAAAAAAAARGH ( Read more... )

The Host didn't give me much of a selection, or anything interesting, but I decided to wear this dress. Kyon, I expect you to find a good suit that won't look bad with what I'm wearing. Anything less than the best will be ripped off you then replaced with something I approve of. And should I wear my hair up or down? I think it's long enough to wear ( Read more... )

Alright, brigade members, which one of you will be my date? If there are no volunteers, I'll just put your names into a hat and pick one of you out, then you'll have to find me and ask me to the dance in person ( Read more... )

I really love it here! I haven't been bored since I got here! I'm even cooking for a feast. By the way, attendance to the feast is mandatory for all brigade members. We'll have a special table and everything. No excuses if you're late~ You will be penalized.

Hey, Host! I'm pretty sure you can hear me, so can you get me some football equipment? We ( Read more... )